There are girls and then there are their strange habits.
Some funny guys whom we call intellectuals from our past say we can get to know about a person from their habits. I learned an interesting lesson from girls and got to know a lot about them.
I was wandering aimlessly, of course as usual, after my office hours and i saw a girl.....u can say in mini skirts as most of us would prefer that way, crossing the busy road and continuously talking on the phone and guess what she drops her cellphone. Out of nowhere she suddenly drops her phone while talking on it......man can you imagine that.....no no no don't try, this may be injurious to health. Seeing the incident involving a girl and a cellphone i recalled the previous one i saw the same day in my office, which made me to write this article (or after reading this you may would like to call it a piece of shit :) never know)
I am sure we all have dropped our phone and probably would have damaged it also (but some of us are lucky ones and use Nokia). But have you noticed that a girl drops her phone more frequently than the guys....i mean the real guys. They do lot of other funny and weird things as well, as most of us will agree, like putting their cellphones in the back pocket of their trousers (i mean dude does it makes sense....oh crap i forgot i am talking about girls).....don't even spare skirts also.
I was wandering aimlessly, of course as usual, after my office hours and i saw a girl.....u can say in mini skirts as most of us would prefer that way, crossing the busy road and continuously talking on the phone and guess what she drops her cellphone. Out of nowhere she suddenly drops her phone while talking on it......man can you imagine that.....no no no don't try, this may be injurious to health. Seeing the incident involving a girl and a cellphone i recalled the previous one i saw the same day in my office, which made me to write this article (or after reading this you may would like to call it a piece of shit :) never know)So basically i recalled all these women made calamities (we have to sympathise with the cellphone yaar) which occurred during my college days and after so much of brainstorming I have got some interesting findings to share.
First of all, girls are very careless, as it shows from their habit of consistently dropping their phone (no one should argue on this....girls themselves are aware of it)
Secondly, keeping mobile phones in the back pocket shows how obsessive they are about themselves and would not let go any opportunity to oppress others.....in this case mobile phone has to bear all the heat.
Some girls simply want to take good advantage of this peculiar trait or we can say property, like chemical ones we studied in chemistry, by dropping and continuously damaging their phone in order to get a new one and that too without getting under the radar of their parents. This also shows they are very smart (even though only sometimes their mind wakes up and says lets do some exercise)
If a girl who is not so good looking drops her phone in middle of a crowded place....dont even think she is careless...its just a way of attracting some eyeballs . But if some sexy, hot and gorgeously good looking girl drops her phone and she is alone then its just her way to attract some eye that too with the balls (you can hit on her but proceed cautiously and don't blame this blog if some untoward incident happens).
So these were my findings after about seeing hundreds of girls doing the same thing and in same fashion over and over again....
If you guys have some interesting ones obviously you can add on it :)
astute observations..!! hilarious ! :)
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ReplyDeletemore than nything...i am amazed at discovering this new aspect of ur personna... i like ur precision...
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to some more of them! keep me posted!
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